The "ADULTING" Burritote 🚪
$39.00 AUD
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The "ADULTING" Burritote 🚪
$39.00 AUD
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Description
Running on caffeine, sarcasm, and pure delusion? We feel you. 🚪✨
When bills, endless responsibilities, and adulting start feeling like a total scam, consider this your official exit door. The "ADULTING IS A SCAM" Burritote is built for those days when you just need to step out of reality, take a breather, and protect your peace.
Perfect for campus days, market runs, coffee breaks, or simply carrying your mood wherever you go.
Self-Reminder:
"POV: Adulting is a scam. BRB... escaping reality."
Why You’ll Love It:
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Iconic Gen Z Graphic: Features our signature portal-door artwork for when you literally want to step into another dimension.
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Built-In Inner Pocket: Includes a handy interior pocket ("a little pocket inside") to hold your phone, keys, lip balm, or snacks.
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Signature Burritote Fold: Effortlessly rolls up into a compact burrito shape—clip it onto your backpack, belt loop, or handbag so your reality-escape hatch is always nearby.
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Durable & Reusable: Crafted from sturdy, high-quality canvas made to handle daily wear and tear.
Details
Material: 100% cotton drill fabric
Cotton drill has a structured weave that gives the bag shape and strength, while remaining lightweight and flexible enough to fold into its compact burrito form.
Size: Approx. 37 cm × 42 cm
Roomy enough for daily essentials, notebooks, small groceries, craft supplies, or little things to carry along.
Handle drop: Approx. 27 cm
Comfortable to carry by hand or over the shoulder.
Care instructions:
– Hand wash or machine wash in cold water only
– Do not tumble dry; hang dry only
– Do not iron directly on the printed design; place a cloth or paper between the iron and the fabric
– Do not bleach
Scent note: Each bag is lightly scented before shipping. The scent is intentionally soft and may naturally fade over time.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Delivery
All orders are carefully packed and dispatched within 48 hours once ready. We ship from Australia via multiple carriers. Delivery time may vary depending on the courier service selected at checkout and the delivery location.
Returns & Money-Back Guarantee
We stand behind the quality of every handmade piece. If the order is not quite right, it can be returned within 14 days for a full refund.
Items must be unused and in their original condition. To start a return, please contact us at hi@bubuatelier.com.au
